Duke's Got the Rheumatism

When it came right down to it, Michigan State had a basketball coach. Duke had a leader who sells credit cards.

(The post title comes from back around the 1930's, when people knew what the rheumatism was, and Hark the Sound was sung in four-part harmony. The line was sung to the bass part, after "clear its radiance shine." Depression-era insults are great.)